Somebody has to read clause four.
Casino advertising is a poster wall of big numbers, and the number that decides whether an offer is any good is never on the poster. The Bonus Bandit exists to fix that. Every offer on the Loot Board gets the same treatment: licence checked, operator named, wagering converted into real dollars, withdrawal caps and clocks listed, verdict published. The mask is theatre. The ledger is not.
When you open an account through a link on this site, the casino pays us a referral commission. That is the whole business model, and two things about it are non-negotiable: it never costs you anything, and it never changes a verdict. The commission is the same whether a case file flatters an operator or itemises its toll booths, so the maths gets written first and the links get attached after.
The Bandit Score out of 100 weighs the paperwork (licence, dispute body, audit trail), the honesty of the offer (wagering, caps, clocks), the getaway (real withdrawal speed), and the room itself (games, live tables, support). A high score does not mean you will win. Nothing means you will win. It means the operator plays the hand it advertises.
And the one rule above the rest: this is entertainment. Nineteen or older, money you can afford to spend on a night out, and the moment it stops being fun, walk away with your hat on.